Love is being stupid together.-vALLERY

Love is being stupid together.
—Paul Valery


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Why go to church? God never shows up.
—Unknown


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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
—Unknown



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I'm not being difficult. I'm being lazy.
—Kevin Hemenway

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GRT QUOTES-

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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.
—Ring Lardner

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Jesus Saves,
Moses Invests,
But only Buddha pays Dividends.
—Unknown


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Boycott shampoo!!! DEMAND the real poo!
—Unknown


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I'm so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better watch itself around me.
—Tom Waits

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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
—Joseph Stalin


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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
—Unknown


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A good upbringing means that you are afraid to be punched in the face.
—Unknown


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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
—Napoleon


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Science is wonderful. For years uranium cost only a few dollars a ton until scientists discovered you could kill people with it.
—Unknown


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Beauty seldom comes cheap.
—Kurt Vonnegut


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I've been told we live in a sex-ridden society. I would of said that we live in a world corroded with envy.
—Quentin Crisp



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WE R ALL IN THE GUTTER,SOME OF US LIKE TO LOOK AT THE STARS-O WILDE

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.—Winston Churchill  

///////////////////////////////When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyf unir cevinpl.—Unknown   

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The world will open to you like a magnificent vagina.

helen Sinclair=  

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I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.—Ashleigh Brilliant

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School ain't shit, I read it in a book.

—Zoom 

 

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QUEST MYTH

CHAPTER ONE

Long time ago lived a brave knight called Fortran.He used to ride his favourite horse,named Vercelac.He used to go out on long journeys exploring different places.He used to enjoy meeting different people and helping out people in distress.One day while on a long journey it was nearly sunset.He was looking for a place to stay overnight.A couple of hours passed and at last he found a castle ,high  over a hill.The castle had shimmering lights-which could be seen sparkling from far away.It was painted blue.Fortran knocked on the huge wooden door of the castle.The door opened with a creak.Standing by the door was a lady who greeted him .He stepped inside the castle and exclaimed in amazement at the enormous hallway .He stepped inside  the hallway and saw a magnificent throne on which was sitting the King.The king had a crown which had many jewels .He had a red velvet cape over his shoulders.

The King greeted him, A servant came around and showed him a room to stay overnight.The Queen arrived and said to Fortran,"We are having a feast tonight.Would you like to join us?"Fortran replied,"Oh,definitely.Thank you for asking!".Soon the dark night came and they were having a big feast.As the king was delivering his speech,there was a loud knock on the door of the hallway."Come in", the king bellowed.In came a caped woman with her hood on.She stepped forward face to face with the king,and with lightning speed kidnapped the king and fled away.All the guests in the hallway were in a stunned silence by the suddenness of the event.However, Fortran noticed that the caped woman had dropped a map.He unfolded the map and saw "My home" and "the Castle" pointed on it.Ared line joined these two places together.

CHAPTER TWO

He set off on his journey. Fortran brought a shiny silver sword and a long lance.He rode out of the castle and set off on his journey.First he went to the forest.In the middle of the forest stood an old man.The old man asked him ,"Would you like the magic sword?" Fortran replied,"Yes please and thank you."The old man gave him a golden sword which was gleaming and shimmering.The sword had a sharp point.Fortran took the sword and impatiently rode away. He saw a light and decided to follow it.It was silent ,like wearing ear muffs and not  hearing anything .It was chilly. He wanted to sleep but he knew he could not.He carried on with sleepy eyes. He reached a cave.